I intentionally applied to a company just to see how low their salary offer would be, and they actually met my demands.

I always offer to stay late at the office on Thursdays because I know you stay late to finish your weekly reports too.

I listen to ambient thunderstorm sounds on high-end noise canceling headphones while working in open office spaces.

I dropped my diamond ring down the kitchen drain while rushing to clean before book club. I blamed our housekeeper and let my husband buy me a bigger one.

I really fucking hate my job, but its the best money I can make in my area without making a gamble on college.

The real reason why I left my hometown is that I am starting something new in a different city.

My coworker constantly leaves his dirty coffee mug in the sink until it grows mold, so I threw the mug away in the dumpster.

My hometown looks completely unrecognizable now with all the new strip malls, and I feel like a tourist where I grew up.

I took a job just for the incredible health insurance to cover my surgery, and I plan to quit the second I recover.

My husband thinks I threw away his ratty college sweatshirt. I actually donated it to a thrift shop three towns over so he’d never find it again.

I want to reach out to you so badly, but I respect your boundaries too much to ruin your peace again.

Our entire department knows that two senior project managers are planning to resign on the exact same day next month.

I found out which of my friends has been cheating on their partner and never mentioned it to anyone.

I work in HR. The most "productive" employee in our division is actually running two full-time remote jobs simultaneously from the same desk.

My parents think I am a vegetarian, but I secretly eat pepperoni pizza whenever I am on business trips.